The Last Macworld Expo
We know there was some tech news at Macworld, but the only talk we heard was all about Steve Jobs’ absence from Apple’s party of the year and his fans’ speculation about his health. GETV is as grateful to Steve as any dedicated fanboy, but we still need to do our job = make you smile! We figured you already know about the 17-hour battery and all that, so here’s something that will remind you that Steve is pretty zen about this mortal coil and that this universe is a better place with him in it, whether this is the last Macworld or not.
Episode links: Macworld Expo
on January 12th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
on January 12th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
The Devil would say, “We only use Microsoft products down here. Muahahahaha!”
on January 12th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
God says to Steve: “Sorry dude, no matter what you think, my idea IS and was always better.”
on January 12th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
God: Ummm Steve, I believe you're in my seat…
S.J.: Really? Because the last time I checked, I had more followers!
on January 12th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Why am I thinking guru meditation error?
on January 12th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
this isn't facebook man…
on January 12th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
God would ask, “Steve! Why no copy & paste on the iPhone?”
on January 12th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
God would say, “Dude. Hypercard?”
on January 12th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Yes, in fact the robes are available in five different colors. The harps, however, only have one string.
on January 12th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
God: “Hey…you're not Bill Gates! St. Peter, you're fired!”
on January 12th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
what God may say to Steve……Hey could you get the PC and figure out what Window 7 is all about, and how did they get to seven
on January 13th, 2009 at 12:14 am
God would say.. “Thanks for making a deal with the devil and tempting man with your Apple..now look what have you done!”
on January 12th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
“Welcome to Heaven, Steve. You've been a good boy, you've brought happiness to a lot of people, and you deserve to be here. There's just… One More Thing…”
on January 13th, 2009 at 12:41 am
God to Steve: “Enough of the design already. You're starting to make me look bad.”
on January 13th, 2009 at 12:42 am
God: “I really like that John Hodgman”
on January 13th, 2009 at 12:52 am
God: Welcome to Heaven Steve, what do you think?
Steve: Meh! The box where I put my iPod is better than this joint.
on January 13th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Let’s make biscuits.
on January 14th, 2009 at 5:41 am
God would say to Steve:”You have done well my Son.”
on January 19th, 2009 at 1:07 am
When Steve Jobs enters Heaven – God would be shaking his head … and would say … “I told you so” – You were supposed to wait on the Newton, and remember, Bill Gates was not to be trusted.