Comments on: The Last Macworld Expo

When Steve Jobs enters Heaven – God would be shaking his head … and would say … “I told you so” – You were supposed to wait on the Newton, and remember, Bill Gates was not to be trusted.

By: Fastercat

Fastercat — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:41:58 +0000

God would say to Steve:”You have done well my Son.”

By: noupsell

noupsell — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:56:00 +0000

By: dreXeL

dreXeL — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:51:00 +0000

Let’s make biscuits.

By: Michael Midnight

Michael Midnight — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:52:13 +0000

God: Welcome to Heaven Steve, what do you think?
Steve: Meh! The box where I put my iPod is better than this joint.

By: lilivonshtupp

lilivonshtupp — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:42:39 +0000

God: “I really like that John Hodgman”

By: fogfish

fogfish — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:41:50 +0000

God to Steve: “Enough of the design already. You're starting to make me look bad.”

By: Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:24:29 +0000

“Welcome to Heaven, Steve. You've been a good boy, you've brought happiness to a lot of people, and you deserve to be here. There's just… One More Thing…”

By: Vitus

Vitus — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:14:00 +0000

God would say.. “Thanks for making a deal with the devil and tempting man with your Apple..now look what have you done!”

By: Jaded

Jaded — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:05:55 +0000

what God may say to Steve……Hey could you get the PC and figure out what Window 7 is all about, and how did they get to seven

By: Bluraven

Bluraven — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:46:44 +0000

God: “Hey…you're not Bill Gates! St. Peter, you're fired!”

By: old timey

old timey — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:40:37 +0000

Yes, in fact the robes are available in five different colors. The harps, however, only have one string.

By: Bryan J Busch

Bryan J Busch — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:32:00 +0000

God would say, “Dude. Hypercard?”

By: Tom Kilbride

Tom Kilbride — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:29:16 +0000

God would ask, “Steve! Why no copy & paste on the iPhone?”

By: kc! Bradshaw

kc! Bradshaw — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:19:00 +0000

this isn't facebook man…

By: Ogrim

Ogrim — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:14:49 +0000

Why am I thinking guru meditation error?

By: Veggs

Veggs — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:03:54 +0000

God: Ummm Steve, I believe you're in my seat…
S.J.: Really? Because the last time I checked, I had more followers!

By: Armen Chakmakjian

Armen Chakmakjian — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:00:05 +0000

God says to Steve: “Sorry dude, no matter what you think, my idea IS and was always better.”

By: brandon

brandon — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:44:46 +0000

The Devil would say, “We only use Microsoft products down here. Muahahahaha!”

By: kc! Bradshaw

kc! Bradshaw — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:28:41 +0000

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!